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Beatty Memorial Park Will Not Host Music Festival.

In news that will surprise no one, Beatty Memorial Park will not be hosting any vast music festivals this year.
August 8th 2014

Beatty Memorial Park Too Small For Pet Parade

In news that will surprise no one, Beatty Memorial Park announced today that it is too small for any meaningful pet parade. Besides, The Procession of The Species is a pretty big deal and includes creatures big and small, so there.
August 7th 2014

Insect Parade?

In news that may surprise some one, Beatty Memorial Park formed a committee recently to explore the possibility of an insect parade, it was reported. "We have the acreage" Committee Member Anne Buck added "so, why not?" Interested parties should stop in the Buck's Fifth Avenue store, adjacent to the park, to discuss.
July 30th 2014

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